I will have to admit that many of the Calvinists who e-mail me or write comments on my blog posts are gracious and loving even if they disagree with me. Not all of them are…
Humor
Video: The Adventures of Sir Calvin the Almost Gallant
This video is from the Lutheran Satire YouTube account, which explains the joke on the video’s YouTube page: “You know how when you tell Calvinists that their theology is bad, instead of defending their theology,…
Calvinist Christmas songs – Now with Lyrics! (Humor)
A few years ago we did a post on titles for Calvinist Christmas songs. This year we thought it would be fun to create lyrics for some of them. Enjoy, and merry Christmas to ALL.…
Babylon Bee Report: Calvinist Hymnal Released
Please click on the link to view the Babylon Bee’s report, “Calvinist Hymnal Released.”
Babylon Bee, “New Calvinist Choose Your Own Adventure Book Lets You Select From One Possible Ending”
Some light humor from the satirists at the Bee. https://babylonbee.com/news/new-calvinist-choose-your-own-adventure-book-lets-you-select-from-one-possible-ending
Arminian Temptress Convinces Calvinist To Shave His Beard
Please click on the link to view the Babylon Bee article, “Arminian Temptress Convinces Calvinist To Shave His Beard.”
Babylon Bee: “Santa Claus Converts To Calvinism, Moves Everybody To Naughty List”
Please click on the link to view the Babylon Bee’s report, “Santa Claus Converts To Calvinism, Moves Everybody To Naughty List.”
A CALVINIST DAD HAS “THE TALK”
A CALVINIST DAD HAS “THE TALK” DAD: Kids, Daddy wants to talk to you about God’s glory. KIDS: OK. DAD: You know God is glorified in all things, right? KIDS: Um, yeah. DAD: Everything…
Man Goes Bankrupt After Refusing to Sign Check
Local resident Calvin deKlein declared bankruptcy today after refusing to sign a check that would have paid off the debt for him. deKlein was reportedly heard muttering, “If I sign the check, it means I…
Why I May or May Not Respond to Every Comment
Originally posted on Arminian Theology. Any hitherto reference to “this site” is a reference to Arminian Theology. While this represents that site’s official policy, we felt it apt to recommend this policy to other bloggers. …
Micah Currado, “Using Humor to Maintain Humble Joy in the Lord (with C.S. Lewis)”
Some Calvinists ask with perturbation, “Isn’t it so, that freely chosen faith and freely surrendered humility would be a source of pride in us?” The question is probably an indication of the sort of ironic self-absorption we…
Animal Control Corrals Cage‐Stage Calvinist After Biting Incident, and an Unrelated Paul Washer Incident
Please click on the links to view these two humorous pieces from The Babylon Bee: Animal Control Corrals Cage‐Stage Calvinist After Biting Incident In Lieu Of Sermon, Paul Washer Glares At Congregation For 43 Straight…
Free Grace for All (Seussical)
What if Dr. Seuss entered the debate on Calvinism & Arminianism? It might go something like this… Grace for all Grace for all That grace for all! That grace for all! I do not like…
New Calvinist Bible – Acts (satire)
The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new Bible translation designed to show…
New Calvinist Bible – John (satire)
The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new Bible translation designed to show…
Stephen Altrogge, “Early Warning Signs of Adult Onset Calvinism”
Please click on the link to view this humorous piece by a Calvinist: “Stephen Altrogge, “Early Warning Signs of Adult Onset Calvinism.”
New Calvinist Bible – 2 Corinthians 5 (satire)
The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new Bible translation designed to show…
New Calvinist Bible – Romans 8-11 (satire)
The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new bible translation designed to show…
New Calvinist Bible – Matthew 11 (satire)
The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new Bible translation designed to show…
