Humor

Calvinist Christmas songs – Now with Lyrics! (Humor)

December 21, 2020, posted by Kevin Jackson

A few years ago we did a post on titles for Calvinist Christmas songs. This year we thought it would be fun to create lyrics for some of them. Enjoy, and merry Christmas to ALL….

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Babylon Bee Report: Calvinist Hymnal Released

February 11, 2019, posted by SEA

Please click on the link to view the Babylon Bee’s report, “Calvinist Hymnal Released.”

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Babylon Bee, “New Calvinist Choose Your Own Adventure Book Lets You Select From One Possible Ending”

January 30, 2019, posted by Martin Glynn

Some light humor from the satirists at the Bee. https://babylonbee.com/news/new-calvinist-choose-your-own-adventure-book-lets-you-select-from-one-possible-ending

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Arminian Temptress Convinces Calvinist To Shave His Beard

January 9, 2019, posted by SEA

Please click on the link to view the Babylon Bee article, “Arminian Temptress Convinces Calvinist To Shave His Beard.”

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Babylon Bee: “Santa Claus Converts To Calvinism, Moves Everybody To Naughty List”

December 19, 2018, posted by SEA

Please click on the link to view the Babylon Bee’s report, “Santa Claus Converts To Calvinism, Moves Everybody To Naughty List.”

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A CALVINIST DAD HAS “THE TALK”

August 21, 2017, posted by SEA

A CALVINIST DAD HAS “THE TALK”   DAD: Kids, Daddy wants to talk to you about God’s glory. KIDS: OK. DAD: You know God is glorified in all things, right? KIDS: Um, yeah. DAD: Everything…

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Man Goes Bankrupt After Refusing to Sign Check

May 8, 2017, posted by Kevin Jackson

Local resident Calvin deKlein declared bankruptcy today after refusing to sign a check that would have paid off the debt for him. deKlein was reportedly heard muttering, “If I sign the check, it means I…

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Why I May or May Not Respond to Every Comment

October 19, 2016, posted by Matthew Murphy

Originally posted on Arminian Theology. Any hitherto reference to “this site” is a reference to Arminian Theology. While this represents that site’s official policy, we felt it apt to recommend this policy to other bloggers. …

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Micah Currado, “Using Humor to Maintain Humble Joy in the Lord (with C.S. Lewis)”

May 12, 2016, posted by Vincentian

Some Calvinists ask with perturbation, “Isn’t it so, that freely chosen faith and freely surrendered humility would be a source of pride in us?” The question is probably an indication of the sort of ironic self-absorption we…

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Animal Control Corrals Cage‐Stage Calvinist After Biting Incident, and an Unrelated Paul Washer Incident

April 4, 2016, posted by SEA

Please click on the links to view these two humorous pieces from The Babylon Bee: Animal Control Corrals Cage‐Stage Calvinist After Biting Incident In Lieu Of Sermon, Paul Washer Glares At Congregation For 43 Straight…

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Free Grace for All (Seussical)

December 31, 2015, posted by g1antfan

What if Dr. Seuss entered the debate on Calvinism & Arminianism? It might go something like this… Grace for all Grace for all That grace for all! That grace for all! I do not like…

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New Calvinist Bible – Acts (satire)

December 17, 2015, posted by kingswoodhart

The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new Bible translation designed to show…

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New Calvinist Bible – John (satire)

December 1, 2015, posted by kingswoodhart

The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new Bible translation designed to show…

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Stephen Altrogge, “Early Warning Signs of Adult Onset Calvinism”

October 13, 2015, posted by SEA

Please click on the link to view this humorous piece by a Calvinist: “Stephen Altrogge, “Early Warning Signs of Adult Onset Calvinism.”

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New Calvinist Bible – 2 Corinthians 5 (satire)

September 8, 2015, posted by kingswoodhart

The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new Bible translation designed to show…

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New Calvinist Bible – Romans 8-11 (satire)

August 11, 2015, posted by kingswoodhart

The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new bible translation designed to show…

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New Calvinist Bible – Matthew 11 (satire)

July 21, 2015, posted by kingswoodhart

The following post is a satire, written from the perspective of an overzealous Calvinist. This post is part of a series on the New Calvinist Bible (NCB) – a new Bible translation designed to show…

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Regret Doesn’t Make Sense If Determinism Is True

March 9, 2015, posted by SEA

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Why Being A Calvinist Is Awesome

February 24, 2014, posted by Martin Glynn

[This is satire. Everything said here is meant to be funny. I am fully aware that what I am saying is an exaggeration.] I’ve given up. After much struggling, I’ve finally have been convinced by…

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Better Than TULIP?

January 3, 2014, posted by Martin Glynn

This image was shared on our discussion board as a possibly better acronym for Calvinism than TULIP. Do you agree?

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