These are meant in good fun. Most come from the Twitter hash CalvinistChristmasSongs.
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Joy to the Elect
Deck the Shelves With Books by Piper
Good Christian Men Read Boice
Oh Come All Ye Chosen
Servetus Roasting on an Open Fire
All I want for Christmas is my ESV
I Saw Edwards Dissing Santa Claus
Last Christmas You Gave You My Heart
Grandma Got Run Over Because It Was Predestined
I’m Dreaming of a James White Christmas
Little Driscoll Boy
“He’s making a list, checking it twice, gunna decide who’s naughty and nice.”
Have Yourself a Merry Little Conference (for MacArthur fans)