I’ve given up. After much struggling, I’ve finally have been convinced by robust arguments of the Young, Restless and Reformed. Now I can enjoy all of the benefits of my better understanding of the Bible, like:
- I get all the cool teachers: I can just enjoy everything Piper, MacArther, and White have to say. Not to mention historically I can claim Calvin, Luther, Augustine, Edwards, Pink, etc. Sure, I may lose leading Christian apologists such as William Lane Craig, John Lennox, and Ravi Zacharias, and I may lose John Wesley, C S Lewis, and all but one of the early church fathers, but its not who they are, or what they teach, but their popularity that matters.
- Being both proud and humble at the same time: One of the great things about being Calvinist is that no matter how much better, or smarter, or more godly I may be to the other people around me, I don’t have to worry about losing my humility because of how aware I am of God being greater than I am.
- Calvinists have their own code: It is fantastic that words like soveriegnty, election, and grace mean something completely different when I use them than when the rest of the world uses them. It’s our own code language, and since when was that not fun?
- I get to be a serious theologian while only having to learn 5 terms: I can learn TULIP and its basic corollaries in a couple of days. Who cares that I have not thought out all of the implications? That’s what the cool teachers are for. I can simply be confident that they have answered all the questions that really matter and then just quote them. After all, the Calvinist answer is always the best answer
- I’m the only one that’s allowed to claim mystery: It’s only a contradiction if its in someone else’s theology.
- Being thoroughly biblical: I care about basing my beliefs solely on the Bible. That is why I only read and quote Calvinist authors.
- Balanced theology: Unlike Arminianism, Calvinism carefully balances all of the issues. That is why we have Hypercalvinism on one-side, and Arminianism, Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Semiaugustinianism, Semipelagianism, and Pelagianism on the other side. We’re smack dab in the middle!
- Being against the flesh: We want to believe in free will, because of our sinful impulses. Calvinism shows its integrity of going against those worldly impulses by denying it, unlike Hinduism, Islam, Atheism, Gnosticism, and Plato and Aristotle.
- A better name: When was the last time “Calvinist” was confused with a nationality? And it’s recognized by spell check.
I couldn’t think of a 10th reason. Anyone else who can think of a really good 10th reason why being a Calvinist is awesome, please mention it in the comments below.